Crack Pair Meme

Crack pairings ; ) You are free to do this as many times as you\'d like buuuuuut...

During the Secret Valentine event you can do this meme up to 4 times for reward. Sketches = 1 esse, Non-sketch = 2 esse + 5 pluts

_{As a special bonus for those participating in the event, you get an additional +5plut bonus for drawing your dates. ( Sketches = 1 esse+5pluts, Non-sketch = 2 esse + 10 pluts )
It is preferred you randomize for crackier purposes ( use the mage list and either roll/random.org it) but feel free to choose as well... also even though this is crack, you can draw your canon couple as well!
You do not have to draw your own character for this, feel free to randomize two characters.
Feel free to use NPCs if you wish. As well as familiars...
You are not limited to using just a person's normal self. You can use mage forms, disphere(masked), tricore, jester posioned, large orb selves(?), etc etc.
Even though this is \"crack\" couples, try to keep characters IC. *7*//}